sounds like the beginning of a pneumonic device. wait, not, that’s a lung device… mnemonic device. every good parent’s child has a toy that the parent absolutely can’t stand. you know the one that, oh sorry timmy, we just don’t have batteries for it. it takes an adapter? no there is definitely not one that will work in the box of 6000 adapters in daddy’s closet. tough luck bud. you know the toy, every good parent’s child has one.
in our house, it isn’t so much that is it the keyboard, as it is the automatic music player on the keyboard. all day long, almost without break, it loops the same 6 or so children’s songs. i’m not sure where this keyboard was made, but the songs are all a little off – the background rhythm is a little off tempo, probably in an attempt to modernize “where is thumbkin”, et al. the synthesized glockenspiel sound is akin to fingernails on chalkboards, and i’m feeling like if i have to listen to another loop, another round of this, i just might swear that they no longer make batteries in the size needed for this toy. every good parent. huh. oh to have peace and quiet, what will this good parent do? i think i’ll be removing some batteries once the chickens are in bed tonite… and i’m pretty sure walmart will be sold out of the right size!
That works until they can read the size of the batteries. Which has been happening in our house!
hahahahahahaha…..one of the uncles got Kait one of those play cd players… it plays Disney songs… man they sped up some of those and the “instruments” they use…. aaaaahhhhh…. I don’t lie, I don’t plead, I don’t bribe… I snatch that damn thing out of their hands and throw it, I do mean throw, into the toy box. So, yeah… where does that put me on that good parents remark…. I actually took a voice box out of one little puppy because their was no off button and every it moved it went off… Kait shook it and said it don’t work and I said nope, sorry. I just don’t have the patience for that kind of crap… yeah, getting older and into sports